Top boy, you! – Huh?
– Nah, put your headphones on. ♫ Salute, salute! ♫ Scrub, scrub, scrub-a-dub-dub. ♫ Allez, allez, allez… ♫ Yes! Like, hit the reverse, and… Attennnshun! He’s a lot younger than me but he’s got
a real wise head on his shoulders. He’s sort of a big part already,
which says a lot about him, but he’s a top boy,
keeps me going on a lot of days. Nah, he’s just a cool cookie, our Rhian. Terrible trim, like, but he’s a cool kid. He’s a great guy, he’s always asking
how I am and stuff like that. Always seeing if I’m good, if I need anything. Yeah, I ain’t got a bad thing to say
about the Ox. I’m going B, 45 minutes. He takes a while to shower, he likes to go to the toilet
for a bit of the heavy business in there. He creams, he likes to have a sing,
so I’m going 45 at least. And by the way, this is not, like,
getting ready for training. – I’ve based this on…
– No, out-out. Yeah, out-out. – In these mean streets out?
– Mm-hmm. I ended up going for B, 45 minutes, because I said you like to take
your time in the shower. Scrub, scrub, scrub-a-dub-dub,
have a little chat, sing in there. A little sing, I do love a little sing. For you, when I’m thinking, “Where’s Rhian?”,
and I don’t see you for a 10-15 minute spell, you’re in the toilet doing
some heavy business, but we keep that quiet. Do you know what I mean?
Keep that one quiet. So I factored that into the situation. Yeah, that’s correct. I tried to throw you off with a little 25 minutes. This is just brilliant. 35 minutes. For me, that’s too quick. He’s one of
them ones, he tries about three outfits on, and he’ll keep swapping, changing,
going through the wardrobe. So I’m gonna go an hour. 35 minutes, that is too short for you. I’ve went for an hour. I reckon you like to try
about three outfits on before you go out. Smashed it. That’s the downfall for me. I’ll get ready and then
I’ll see another little option, I’ll think… “Maybe just give that one a whirl.” Then I’ll change. Out-out, you’re right. Is it the muscles? I can’t see many, so it ain’t gonna be
the chest or the abs popping. And I know it’s not them Bambi legs,
it’s not them bowed legs, that’s for sure. He likes the smile, or just the face,
he’s a confident cat, I’m gonna go just face in general. First and foremost I said there’s
no hope in hell that he looks in the mirror, starts flexing and thinks, “Yeah! Yeah!” Why not? You’re slim, you ain’t got
the Ox beef, you know what I mean? And then secondly, I said it’s definitely
not gonna be your legs. So I said it’s either your smile
or just the face in general. Well, I’ll accept it. I said my eyebrows. Your eyebrows?! You better come sit back down. No, let me give you my reasoning,
let me give you my reasoning first. I said my eyebrows, because girls always
ask me, “Do you get your eyebrows done?” And I don’t, so…I’m having my eyebrows. No, just observing. – Ohh, them ones.
– Them ones. I know, you’re gonna be there all day,
there’s a lot going on over here. It’s either A, his hair. B… his chest and his muscles. Or he’s gonna go…his smile. It’s not the eyebrows, I’ll tell you that for free! I’m gonna go his body. I’ve gone with your body. My body? What, you think…? Yeah, you’ve got a little bit of… All right, OK, OK. I’ve gone your body. But unfortunately, you’re incorrect. I went for my freckles. Your freckles? It was similar to you, it’s the only thing
I ever get complimented on. You’re not seeing it from
a female’s point of view, bro. Listen, I never thought anything of them,
but then that’s the only thing anyone… So you can’t laugh at me for my eyebrows. I’ve never heard a boy get complimented
for his eyebrows. That’s fact. OK. I’m gonna say A, fresh trim,
because he doesn’t get many. No, again, let me just take you through
my theories, right? Oh… I said…! You with a fresh trim is somewhat
like a solar eclipse, it doesn’t come around so often. Now you’re saying… It’s very rare, so when it does it’s like, “Wow!” And to be fair, your theory is correct. I’m gonna go with B, Salute. ♫ Salute, salute! ♫ I’m gonna go B, Salute. I’ve went with B, straight out there, Salute. No, I went for Forget You Not. I find that that’s the most
catchy song for me. What?! No, I-I know that one. You know that one, how’s it go? ♫ Salute, salute… ♫ Tennnshun! Attennnshun! That’s the one I know. I think I can go A, B and C for this one. But I’m gonna say A, dancing in the gym. This one was difficult for me,
so I’ve potentially got this one wrong. Cos the problem is, it’s a stupid question
with stupid answers, cos you do every single one of those things. – Exactly.
– Exactly. So we call them the red herring.
Was it the red herring? To try and throw me off. A, dancing in the gym. It’s difficult,
cos you’re quite a good dancer. Thank you. Like, hit the reverse and… That threw me, cos singing out loud
you do a lot, and I heard you 25-30 minutes ago
in the physio room. What were you singing? Flat, everything,
keys were all over the place. No autotune, he was out of tune. ♫ Pull up in a demon, on God… ♫ No, see, you’re not bad, it was a proper… It was a proper tune on the radio. – Was it Ariana Grande’s one?
– Potentially. But I went with A, because I thought
that’s the thing you do most, you dance in the gym all day. What? He’s actually got it right again,
for God’s sake. I could not get him
to shut up about the song. He would walk in, he would walk into the gym, he would walk into the treatment room and
he would sing it. So I’m gonna go yep. Don’t let me down! Cos I said yes! – Cos you were singing it…
– Give me two… I just need to get into the rhythm. Cos you were singing it… ♫ We’re never gonna stop ♫ From Paris down to Turkey… ♫ I said yeah, so don’t let me down. ♫ We’ve won the…lot… ♫ Keep it PG. ♫ Bob Paisley and Bill Shankly BOTH: ♫ The fields of Anfield Road ♫ We are loyal supporters ♫ And we come from Liverpool ♫ Allez, allez, allez…. ♫ Yes! He got it! Don’t EVER doubt me like that. I said you got it! I never doubted you. – Yeah, better.
– Thank you. That’s my guy. I got faith in him. I had faith in him. I think he’s very lucky to have
a friend like me out here, you know? I think you’re lucky to have
a friend like me, to be honest. All right, that’s a fair shout,
I’m not even gonna doubt that. To be fair, we’re both lucky
to have each other. Bit of a bromance going on in here. We love it, don’t we? But yeah, no, I look after him,
he’s my little brother. Older brother. To be fair, I’m not even lying,
he checks in on me all the time, like the grown-up one.
Dunno who he thinks he is. Rolls around like he’s the big man,
trying to ask me how I am, I should be looking after him. I appreciate you, man, I appreciate you.