Floribama Shore – SNL

Floribama Shore – SNL


>>FROM THE CREATORS OF “JERSEY
SHORE,” MTV’S HOT NEW SHOW, “FLORIBAMA SHORE” BRINGS THE
PARTY TO THE GULF COAST. THE COEDS ARE HOT.
THE PARTIES ARE JUMPING AND IT WAS ALL FILMED IN THE MIDDLE OF
HURRICANE IRMA.>>MY NAME IS KYLER AND I’M A
PIECE OF [ BLEEP ].>>MY MAMA DIDN’T RAISE ME TO BE
AFRAID OF NO STORM. SHE RAISED ME TO BE A FEARLESS
CHRISTIAN SEX ADDICT WITH GUM DISEASES YOU AIN’T EVEN HEARD
OF, PLAYER.>>SUP, YA’LL, MY NAME IS
PONTOON. AND I USED
TO CARRY AROUND MY DAD’S ASHES UNTIL I LET GO OF THEM ON A
ROLLER COASTER.>>MY NAME’S EPCOT.
I WAS BORN IN THE CHINESE PART OF EPCOT CENTER.
MY FAVORITE FOOD IS GUM.>>OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE, THERE IS
HURRICANE COMING. WE NEED TO GO, Y’ALL.
>>WHAT’S UP, WIENERS! MY NAME IS COURTNEY WITH A
COURT.>>A PARTY IS BREWING DOWN
SOUTH, Y’ALL, AND THERE’S A 90% CHANCE OF DRAMA.
>>HURRICANES FOR THE HURRICANE, Y’ALL.
>>HURRICANE? HER A BITCH.
>>YOU BEEN GETTING ON MY DAMN NERVES EVER SINCE WE GOT TO THIS
HOUSE.>>YOU CAN’T TALK TO ME LIKE
THAT.>>WHAT ARE YOU GOING DO ABOUT
IT, CRY TO YOUR DADDY?>>YOU DON’T KNOW MY DADDY.
>>YOU DON’T KNOW MY DADDY!>>MY DAD’S HULK HOGAN!
♪♪♪>>HOGAN SISTERS REUNITED.
HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM?>>NO, I WANT TO THOUGH.
>>AT THIS POINT, SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE IS
COUPLED UP. TRISHA IS WITH KYLER.
EPCOT IS WITH KYLER. AND COURTNEY I BELIEVE IS WITH
KYLER. JUSTIN IS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
HIS WIFE’S NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE.
>>SARAH, CALL ME.>>BUT I’M NOT WORRIED, YA’LL,
BECAUSE TRISH SAID SHE WOULD BANG ME AFTER KYLER.
>>DESPITE EVERYTHING, THIS HOUSE IS ALL ABOUT THE LOVE.
>>GUYS, I THINK STAYING HERE THROUGH THE HURRICANE WAS THE
BEST DECISION WE EVER MADE.>>YEAH.
OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE NEVER MET MY LONG LOST SISTER.
>>OR FALLEN IN LOVE. Y’ALL, THIS HURRICANE’S TAUGHT
ME SOMETHING IMPORTANT. WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU LOVE,
NEVER LET THEM GO. TRISH, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
>>HELP ME!>>JUST BREATHE MAN, JUST
BREATHE.>>I NEVER HAD
PRE-MARITAL SEX.>>”FLORIBAMA SHORE.”
WHY DO YOU MAKE US DO THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪

100 thoughts on “Floribama Shore – SNL

  1. It was actually smart to stand up because if he didn’t it probably would’ve hit his head and either caused death or severe brain damage

  2. this was stupid. Not funny. Not chuckle to yourself because of minor amusement, funny, let alone laughed a little bit at that one part funny. Not at all funny. RLM said it best. The worst thing a comedy can be, is not funny. they just need to cancel this stupid show. It hasn't been funny in 20 years.

  3. sup y'all, my name's pontoon and i used to carry around my dad's ashes till i dropped em on a roller coaster. OO WAH AH AH AH

  4. I thought this was just a simple parody of Jersey Shore and the like. Then I learned that Floribama Shore is really a thing

  5. Haha I live here and When I first moved here from Chicago this is what I thought and I met some of these characters it couldn’t be more true 😂

  6. Rather than MTV, this should have been presented as a Weather Channel show. All cable channels have jumped on the reality bandwagon.

  7. Ok ,maybe so , even though personally I think it looks like VirgTucky ..but what does New York have besides Full Dumpsters on every corner and Rats the size of 4 foot tall tazmanian devil (mobsters like Giuliani, and really bad bronx accents like Rosey Odonell and Joy Behar) P.s. tell Abraham Lincoln the 1860 map, Liberia and #SNL lost its spark, you guys just arent funny since California Ellen and Matt Lablonk left (yeah whatever to the moon *crickets*) You'll never be as good as Destin no matter how hard you try ..

  8. I lived in Florida for the first 13 years of my life and I feel strange but a very strong connection to the people in this video. These are how Florida people really are

  9. So we not gonna talk about how Pontoon is 41 years old in a house of 20 year olds (with the exception of the 31 year old)?💀💀💀

  10. as a Floridan i can say that the majority of floridans don’t have a southern accents. Only some do depending where you live.

  11. It appears they hand Melissa the Almost-Made-It-To-"Cut For Time"-skits. Many skits are written by the actors and they choose who they want to be in them. Melissa, being the Mexican, is left out from most. What: these people are ACTORS, not Mother Theresa's, so they are highly prone to biases and prejudices, so I asked what? There it was. They probably fear her talent, who even without heavy make-up and prosthetic's she excels. I hope that those actors, and the SNL writers who are keeping Melissa down are dealt a similar dish in life soon enough. I don't want them to suffer, but that they go through something and see how wrong mistreatment is. If anyone loves or likes Melissa Villasenor, YOU can tweet, facebook, instagram, SNL and tell them to have Melissa do some of the GOOD skits as lead role or co-lead role in skits. And also comment about it right here on Youtube.

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