Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way

Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way

(Non English) (French) Mais Des fois on peut voir
parce Que Les gens ici faire Des choses on peut manger. (French) Mais quand
tu es fâché avec quelqu’un c’est pas passé the first time. (British English) And that’s one
of the things that I enjoy most about this convention. It’s not so much, as so little
has to do with what everything is. (Laughter) But it is within our self-interest to understand the topography of our lives unto ourselves. (Laughter) The future states that there is no time other than the collapsation
of that sensation of the mirror of the memories
in which we are living. (Laughter) Common knowledge, but important nonetheless. (Laughter) As we face fear in these times, and fear is all around us, we also have anti-fear. It’s hard to imagine or measure. The background radiation
is simply too static to be able to be seen
under the normal spectral analysis. (American accent) But we feel
as though there are times when a lot of us —
you know what I’m saying? But — you know what I’m saying? Because, as a hip hop thing,
you know what I’m saying, TED be rocking —
you know what I’m saying. Like so I wrote a song, and I hope you guys dig it. It’s a song about people and sasquatches — (Laughter) And other French science stuff. That’s French science. Okay, here we go. (Singing) I’ve been trying inside I know that I’m in trouble (Applause) that I’m in trouble by myself But every time it gets me (Vocalization) (Beatbox) (Singing) And I’ve been trying
to be the one that you believe in And you’re the one
that I want to be so saucy And you’re the one
I want to [unclear], baby And you can do anything as long as you don’t get hurt
along the way back (Beatbox) If I survive, I’m going
to tell you what is wrong Because if you were [unclear] And I think that you’re looking
like a [unclear] I give you what I want to be (Music) (Music ends abruptly) (British accent) And it’s like, you could use as many
of those things that you want. (Applause) And the computer models, no matter how many that you have and how many people that you use, are never going to be able to arrive
at the same conclusions. Four years ago I worked with a few people
at the Brookings Institute, and I arrived at a conclusion. (Laughter) Tomorrow is another day. (Laughter) Not just any day, but it is a day. It will get here, there’s no question. And the important thing to remember is that this simulation is a good one. It’s believable, it’s tactile. You can reach out — things are solid. You can move objects
from one area to another. You can feel your body. You can say, “I’d like to go over
to this location,” and you can move this mass
of molecules through the air over to another location, at will. (Laughter) That’s something
you live inside of every day. Now with the allocation
and the understanding of the lack of understanding, we enter into a new era of science in which we feel nothing more than so much so as to say that those within themselves, comporary or non-comporary, will figuratively figure into the folding of our non-understanding and our partial understanding to the networks
of which we all draw our source and conclusions from. (Laughter) So, as I say before the last piece, feel not as though
it is a sphere we live on, rather an infinite plane
which has the illusion of leading yourself
back to the point of origin. (Laughter) Once we understand
that all the spheres in the sky are just large infinite planes, it will be plain to see. (Laughter) (Audience) (Laughter) This is my final piece. And just remember, everything you are — it’s more important to realize
the negative space, as music is only the division of space; it is the space
we are listening to divided as such, which gives us the information
in comparison to something other that gives us the idea of what the idea
that wants to be transmitted wants to be. So please, without further ado. (Applause) Thank you. (Applause) This is a fun one. It goes like this. (Beatbox) (Gibberish) (Music ends) Okay, for the last piece I’d like to do, this one goes very similar to this. I hope you guys recognize it. Here we go. Okay, that still works. Okay, good. All right, here we go. (Laughter) (Beatbox) Here we go. (Beatbox) Yeah, yo, yo, yo (Gibberish) (Music fades out) Thank you. Enjoy the rest. (Applause)

100 thoughts on “Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way

  1. The energy emitted by this mad is truly magical. I love this TED talk because of its oddly entertaining nature jajaja genius. He probably improvised the whole thing

  2. This is so confusing, and it's making me think he said all the things that would make this make sense when he was speaking a different fucking language

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  4. This is the ultimate TED Talk. He is saying something about nothing and everything by saying absolutely nothing at all.

  5. Do this to any presentation and people will be so confused they are just going to clap in the end and think you did it.

  6. I thought I was the only one making weird noises like that, only I do it when nobody hears me, they could think I'm crazy 😂

  7. I’m watching this at 3am and I have no idea if this added any new knowledge but it definitely was entertaining so much so that its effort to entertain could not be measured by infinity….🤦🏻‍♂️😅

  8. As the fucking console at least it was when I was just idling cause im barely shirt because that also looks like you and your children use of a really bad home life depression and recently went through a tough time to get rich and commit a terrible thing Now that she has killed more than a few people

  9. 6:47

    "And just remember: everything you are is more important to realize the negative space, as music is only the division of space. It is the space we are listening to, divided as such which give us the information in comparison to something other that gives us the idea of what the idea that wants to be transmitted, wants to be."

  10. This TED talk never fails in making me laugh and groove and [unclear] and that this instellectualism is paramount to the construction of our definitions, which is ultimately superfluous but is important to this simulation nonetheless.

  11. For anyone interested, in french he is saying something along the lines of

    But sometimes we can see because people here do things we can eat But when you're angry with someone it's not happening

  12. He's like the reincarnation of Alan Watts as a black dude if Alan knew this time around all the nonsense of his attempts at Zen his last time around and came back just to play.

  13. For those that didn’t understand, it’s about the same thing you and I couldn’t intoxicate, as the mathematical examples exacerbate, it explains in music that Makes your energy wherein the world can always see the things that you’re gonna be.

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