Honda Robotics – SNL

>>WELCOME TO THE HONDA ROBOTICS LOUNGE HERE AT NEXCON. WE ARE OFFERING GLIMPSES INTO HONDA’S ADVANCES INTO ROBOTIC TECHNOLOGIES ALL DAY. IF EVERYONE COULD PUT THEIR PHONES ON AIRPLANE MODE FOR THIS NEXT PORTION, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. NOW, IS ANYBODY HUNGRY? I GOT GOOD NEWS. WE HIRED A COUPLE OF CATERERS FOR THIS EVENT. […]

Sean Spicer Eliminated from Dancing with the Stars

-Let’s get to the news. According to transcripts released last night, a top Pentagon official told investigators that President Trump placed an unusual hold on aid to Ukraine. Because if there’s one thing Trump specializes in, it’s unusual holds. [ Laughter ] [as Trump] I’m just gonna grab your hand real tight and get my […]

Maren Morris Sings Jimmy Kimmel a Birthday Song

IN HAPPIER NEWS, IT WAS CMA NIGHT ON ABC. ALL THE BIGGEST STARS WERE THERE TO CELEBRATE COUNTRY MUSIC, WHILE WE STILL HAVE A COUNTRY.>>JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY.>>Jimmy: YES.>>I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.>>Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD, GIVE IT TO ME.>>IT IS VERY GOOD.>>Jimmy: IT IS VERY GOOD?>>YES.>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET ME HAVE IT.>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, […]

Trump Couldn’t Save Sean Spicer’s ‘Dancing’ Run

LET’S GET RIGHT INTO THE NEWS. AS YOU KNOW, PUBLIC HEARINGS BEGIN TOMORROW IN THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP. WELL, THIS MORNING, TRUMP SAID THAT DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JOE BIDEN SHOULD BE “FORCED TO TESTIFY” AS PART OF THE HEARINGS. AND I WANT OPRAH TO COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES. SOME THINGS AREN’T GOING […]

Guest Host Chris Pratt & Chris Stapleton Sing “(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life”

STAPLETON IS IN THE HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CHRIS IS NOMINATED FOR THREE GRAMMYS THIS YEAR. YOU KNOW, IT’S JUST FOR ME, IT’S INSPIRATIONAL TO SEE A GUY WITH A HUGE BEARD AND A COWBOY HAT FINALLY MAKE IT IN COUNTRY MUSIC. [ LAUGHTER ] BACK IN OCTOBER, THIS IS TRUE, I WAS […]

John Cena Does John Cena Dance Challenge with Lilly

-No, but you recently posted a picture of rapper Sho Madjozi. -I did. -Yes, because she created a song called “John Cena.” -That’s correct. -Yes. How did you hear about this song? -Through social media. Like, social media’s not all bad. Sometimes, it actually does what it’s supposed to do. It connects us all in […]

Lady Gaga Carpool Karaoke

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>YEAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>James: IT’S TERRIBLE (BLEEP). BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH! MOVE BITCH, GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY, BITCH.>>MOVE, […]

Singing Telegrams w/ Neil Patrick Harris

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>WOW, GOOD TO SEE YOU, BACK IN THE OLD OUTFIT.>>THANKS, IT STILL DOESN’T FIT.>>SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?>>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME, JAMES.>>James: LET’S GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.>>LET’S DO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ >>BABY BABY.>>OH, YOU ARE WARMING UP.>>James: THE LIPS, […]

Bodega Bathroom – SNL