Tan France and Miranda Sings Almost Get Married | Dressing Funny | Netflix Is A Joke

Tan France and Miranda Sings Almost Get Married | Dressing Funny | Netflix Is A Joke

– Here we go. – Hi, I’m Tan France and
this is Dressing Funny. Each episode, I’m dressing some of the funniest people on the planet. – Uh oh, uh oh, hey. – Wanna see me push their style game? Just watch. Oh hey, Miranda! (upbeat music) Hi Miranda. How are you? – Oh Hi, I’m good. How are you?
– Good. – We can um, handshake, how about. I just don’t trust you yet, so. – That’s probably understandable. – Yeah, what was your name? – Tan. – Tan. – Tan. – Tan. Tan. – Tan. (grumbles) – I put people in clothes. So if you wore clothes
that were like this, I would be like, “okay, let me help.” – Yes, that’s why I’m here today, to help you dress. I didn’t know it would be this bad. – What do you think I’m missing? – You’re missing pants. (laughter) – What happened to your overalls? Half of them are gone. I think you should cover it up. That is for your wife
or your husband only. – What year do you think this is? – It is 2019, I do not judge. But you look really ugly. – Shall I go? – Leave? That would be great, I
can just be by myself. – (laughing) Shall I tell
you what I think of yours? – Oh yes, of course, thank you. – Can I see the back? – Okay, pervert. (laughter) – Oh my. – You see that? It’s a message
for all the haters out there. – Listen, here’s the thing. The sweats are a lot, the sweatshirt is a lot. The colors are a lot. – A lot of good? – I wouldn’t say great. – Excellent. – Okay I know you said you liked to cover. – Yes. – But would you consider this? It’s good for you because
you like a lot of color. – Yeah, I don’t like that color. – What color do you like? – I like pink, darker pink,
a little bit darker pink, hot pink, purple, white,
gray, really light pink, hot pink, purple, white,
gray, really light pink, a little bit of a darker pink, a maroon, hot pink, I picked a scab, red, blood colors, and scab colors like
browns and tan colors. – Yes. – And I also have black. – Yo. – So do you have anything that color? – Yeah, I’ve got a lovely pink here. – Um, I didn’t say that one. – Its practically the
same colors as yours. – Um, that’s a different kind of color, that’s like placenta pink. – Okay, how about this. I will try on whatever
you want me to try on. – Thank god. – But, then you have to try
on a couple of looks for me. – Okay, we’ll see about that. But I definitely need to
change your clothes very soon. – It turns out he thinks he’s a celebrity, he thinks that he knows more than me, which is laughable. – So we need to figure out
what’s going to work for her. – I don’t think anythings
going to look good on him, but let’s see here, what do we have? – I don’t want to take
advantage and put her in something she would never wear. But I actually do want
to make her look great. However, I think she’s insane. – Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring. – And I don’t think she’s
going to appreaciate anything I pull for her. – Oh, you know what? Now we’re getting somewhere. So I did find one thing
that might work for you – Uh, huh. – But I mostly just have stuff from home. – You only found one
thing in this whole store that might work? – Yeah I figured camouflage would be good because it would hide your legs more. – I said I’ll try anything.
– So let’s try that. – Okay, I’ll need a shirt. – Yeah, obviously. I’m not a freaking pervert like you. So I have some ideas, okay? So we have this shirt,
it says “Nice Baubles.” – But you said you weren’t a pervert? – No, I’m not. – So what’s that? – A bauble. You know, a bauble. Like, “Hello, nice baubles.” It’s a compliment. And then a nice shirt, because modest is hottest, over
it with pussy cats! Because everyone loves a
good pussy on a bauble. So we can try that – That’s true I love pussies on baubles. – And you can put that with that. – And then since your
face is kind of an issue, I do have this. – Oh. – So I think it’ll be good because you’ll look more famous. – You think that this is better than what I’ve already got. – I know this is better than
what you’ve already got. – Yo. Okay great then, I’m
definitely down for that. – So that’s your first one, okay? – Definitely. So I’ve got a look for you. You like color, and so
I’m going to give you a version of color that is
maybe a little more fashionable. – Okay, we’ll see what we can do. (cameras shuttering) I am in the dressing room right now. Look at all these ugly clothes he freaking picked out for me. However, I see what
he’s trying to do here. I know he’s attracted to me. – So I know he –
– Are you talking to yourself? – I’m talking to a camera, smart one. – Who did you convince to father your child? – Okay well if you knew anything, you would know that I am a virgin. Because I’m not like that. And the Lord Himself made
me the next Virgin Mary. So, basically, God is the
father of my child, so. – Did you call your child Jesus? – [Miranda] No I do not. – What do you call him? – [Miranda] It. – It? – It, or baby, or that. You know, things like that. – Do you keep in touch with your mom? – Yes, my mom is my
teacher, I’m homeschooled. – Oh, that explains so much. – [Miranda] I actually kind of like this. – Good. – [Miranda] I’m about to
come out, are you prepared? – Prepared as I’ll ever be. (Miranda humming here comes the bride) – This was your plan
all along wasn’t it Tan? – To wed you? – Yes, you gave me a veil. I do like the idea of getting married. It will help your career,
it’ll make me look better because of charity work. And I gotta say, you sold me on the pants because the pants don’t have a middle. So in case I have to pee, poo, give birth – Yes – Anything, it just
falls out. Easy clean up. – That’s one down, I’m
impressed that you liked my- – Yeah, so. I do. Did you hear that – I don’t. – Oh, you’re already wearing your ring. With this ring, I thee wed. – No – You may kiss the bride.
– No, no. No, hard pass. – You’re already laying down, that’s the wedding night, silly. – (laughing) No. I’m going
to try on real quick. – You can put that on first and don’t forget your mask. – Oh. – I can come in. – No, no, no. – We’re married now. – No, I’m good. – Never thought I would
marry an ugly person, but, you know, stranger things have happened. On Netflix. So. (camera shuttering) – I’m ready! – You’re ready? – Yeah. – Oh good! – It doesn’t smell as nice
as id like it to smell. – Wow, I have never been
more attracted to you. You look great. – What do you like about this look? – I like the nice baubles,
I like the pussy cats, and most importantly I like looking at my own face.
– The face – See now we can kiss. – No. – We can. – No, No. (camera shuttering) – I’m really excited about this next look. Because I want to be
sensitive to your needs. I’m your wife now. So I want to make sure
we have compromise here. – Hmm. – So here we have a skin leotard. – Okay. – And then on top put this, which is like a Virgin Mary outfit, so people know that you are a holy person, and you’re not inappropriate. But you’ll look naked and like sexy sweet at the same time. – Ah
– You’re like, “oh am I naked? No, but I’ll pray for you.” – Um, okay. Next. Which one would you rather? – This one. – Great let’s go with that. – Okay. – And then we’re going to wear this, again, you embrace color, we’re going to go with
this, with this over it. Just so we understand, this comes off. – What comes off?
– All of that. Everything that you have
on right now, is off. – Okay. – And then you replace it
with this, and then this, and then this over it. Ready for this? You will go in this one. – Oh, okay switching up? – We will switch it up. – Oh, my camera is in that one. – I will give it to you. – Are you coming in? – I will. – Ohhh. – I’m not coming in, I’m sliding it under. – Ow! Okay so I think these are pants. Lets try. I think maybe you tuck
this part in, I don’t know. I’m not going to wear
this sweater, it’s stupid. What do you guys think? Some sort of version of Aladdin. [Miranda] Okay, are you ready? – Yes. I have to do this, because
this is just offensive. – Oh wow. You look great. – Really? – You look so nice. – This is your version of nice? – Well I actually like
what you pulled this time. I love the scarf and these
pants are really nice. – Do you remember what I told you that you must take off the clothes
that you’re already wearing and replace them with
the clothes I got you? – I thought you were
talking like sexy talk, like talking dirty to me
– No that’s not sexy talk. – Well I like this
because it has a surprise. You know, so it’s like if you get excited, you can be like, “what?” – I’ve never felt more
disgusting in my life. – What are you talking about? – Listen, here’s the thing. – Listen, you know what? I know that you hate yourself. I know that you feel ugly. But it’s okay. Ugly people can be happy too. Okay? – What’s wrong with you? (upbeat music) I feel like I’ve given you
all the help I can give you. – Okay. – And so I’m going to
leave you with one outfit. – Okay. – That I think will be
a better version of you. You will go into the fitting room, and you decide who’s future Miranda. – I will fully do what you want, if you do the same for me. I have one final look for you, it’s the best one of them all. If will make you look much better, it will make you look more famous-er. – Show me. – Don’t look! It’s a surprise. So he gave me these pants to wear. I don’t like jeans. They’re uncomfortable,
they stink, they’re stiff. And I don’t like stiff things,
if you know what I’m saying. This jacket is a little
too Sherlock Holmes in my opinion. It’s also not raining, so
I’m not going to put this on. I don’t think he’ll notice. [Miranda] I love what
you picked out for me, I think this is a real big change. – [Tan] Oh good, you actually tried it on? – [Miranda] Yeah, it looks great! – [Tan] Great. – [Miranda] Okay, you ready? One, two, three. Wow. – It’s amazing
– Okay. What the fuck is this? – Excuse you! – Alright. We can be
done. She’s not going to- – Oh your butt looks great. Show them. – No.
– Show them. – We’re done, thank you very much. – Show them
– No thank you. – We clearly didn’t do anything. – It looks very nice.
– I’m done. Okay. So I guess he’s gone. Tan? We’ll it seems like he’s actually gone. That’s okay. I’m a professional. So thanks for watching everybody. I hope you enjoyed this
episode of Dressing Funny, staring me, Miranda Sings. Make sure to subscribe. Leave a comment, what
was your favorite outfit that we did today? Obviously it was this one. Thank you! Tan, I just miss my husband so much. – Yeah I kinda miss you too. – Tan I’m so glad you’re back. Because I actually need
these clothes back. – Oh good, because I want my show back. – Oh, that can’t happen. I already told them that’s- – You take these, I’m taking my show. – Oh, no pushing. – Move, idiot. – Okay, we’ll be back.

100 thoughts on “Tan France and Miranda Sings Almost Get Married | Dressing Funny | Netflix Is A Joke

  1. I kept wondering when Miranda would go in to dressing room and come out as Colleen, but watching Tan getting more and more annoyed was way funnier than that

  2. Okay but also, am I the only one that thinks Tan looked gorgeous on the second outfit she picked for him? Lmaooo

  3. "Who did you convince to father your child?" 
    "It doesn't smell as nice as I'd like it to smell."

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Legit cracking up.

  4. Okay but Tan that was not a great outfit at all Miranda was right about that 😂. I normally love yourself but not about that

  5. I don't care if you guys are joking. I'm am genuinely afraid of this kooky b**tch! and I fear for Tan's safety and mines as well.

  6. Total waste of time! She’s not funny and made a bad joke of Tan and his talents. Love this series with Tan. Hate her! Sorry

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